Across the Fence: Last Christmas

As the unofficial historian in the family, one would think that I should keep a detailed journal of all family events. Unfortunately I do not. I had a great-aunt Lydia who did just that and her records of family gatherings contain details that most folks would think were unnecessary. Her written accounts of weddings describe the bride's gown, the groom's suit, the cake, wedding colors and decorations, who was in attendance, the weather, the food and even the make and model of the car that the newlyweds drove away from the church. As I search my memory for fodder that will fill this column I am...